Oye! I immediately heard Nirvana, in my head! Mud and bleach, indeed.
Have you not? This little girl, is my daughter: [link] She is about to have a birthday! (This must suffice for declaration of age. I am usually only asked my age/birth-date, if I am purchasing liquor! I rather enjoy the WILD stabs people take at my age. How old would you have thought me?)
Ah! My eldest brother was born when my mother was sixteen, my youngest brother, when she was thirty. My daughter will be eight years old, in March. Adjusting age, you are still off a bit. I did not start quite so early. Heh. Your guess is much closer than those of most people I have met, though! If I am running errands, in sweats and a tee-shirt, I look like I am fifteen years old, apparently. Dressed formally, I have been told I appear to be over forty. Questions and comments on my age are always amusing - I try not to laugh out loud.
where was this when I needed a picture like this a year ago xD (and this is why you don't give creative freedom to an asian with violent tendencies and a really f***ed up mind, she will use pictures like this for projects and give the bird to anyone who thinks this isn't art)