Oye! I immediately heard Nirvana, in my head! Mud and bleach, indeed.
Have you not? This little girl, is my daughter: [link] She is about to have a birthday! (This must suffice for declaration of age. I am usually only asked my age/birth-date, if I am purchasing liquor! I rather enjoy the WILD stabs people take at my age. How old would you have thought me?)